IC Inbox for hadriel

[greywaren]

Hello, you have reached... please leave a message after the tone.

[IC contact for Ronan Lynch. He might not answer. You could also hit up Adam until he bothers Ronan enough to take the message.]

Comments

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[greywaren]

jesus fuck not you too

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[quaerit]

Wait what? Who the hell else asked you about this?

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[greywaren]

i swear to god im going to find this stupid sex schedule and burn it and then im going to punch every person i see who thinks that its funny including you and noah and at this point im just throwing henry on the goddamn street

Text im so sorry gansey

[greywaren]

were QUIET and we dont talk about it around you guys and you cant fucking schedule around it because it just happens sometimes

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[greywaren]

so just fuck off and tell noah to stop giggling about it like a 12 year old girl

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[quaerit]

[ Wow. Jesus Christ, Ronan. ]

I just want to know where you get your sheaths, Lynch. I'm not laughing.

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[greywaren]

[...well that's not what he was expecting.]

what

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[quaerit]

You know, protection? I mean I can ask Parrish if you like, I didn't realize this was such a sore point

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[greywaren]

jesus fuck

are we actually having this conversations

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[quaerit]

You know if you're doing it you should be able to talk about it

[ ...yes. Yes we are. ]

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[greywaren]

are you serious

youre actually serious right now

i cant believe you

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[quaerit]

????????

Why?! Jesus Christ it's better to ask you than a stranger isn't it?

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[greywaren]

fuck no

dude youre our friend its weird

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[greywaren]

and for fucks sake do you really think adam fucking parrish would forego protection

really

Text; this kind of thing is why I even have this icon jsyk

[quaerit]

What?

No of course I don't why else do you think I'm asking you? If I didn't think you used them I wouldn't ask you where you get them

Christ I'll just ask Parrish

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[greywaren]

[Aaaaand suddenly, this conversation makes a lot more sense.]

holy shit dude

you want condoms?

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[quaerit]

[ There it is. ]

Yes I want them!

Why the hell did you think I was asking????

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[greywaren]

literally everyone in this house is trying to stick their nose into my sex life, forgive me if i didn't realize you were just in this so you could bang blue

for fucks sake

ill leave some in your bag

be more straightforward next time

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[quaerit]

I was straightforward! How could I be more straightforward it's not my fault our friends can't be mature about this

Anyway thank you

You shouldn't be embarrassed about this you know it's not like we're doing something wrong

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[greywaren]

they cant be mature bc they arent getting any

im not. its just [A slight pause.] new.

you and blue though? really?

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[quaerit]

Yeah

Well. I mean not yet obviously but
We spent quite a while not even kissing you know? We thought we wouldn't be able to and now

More is on the table than used to be that's all. It's new for me too

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[greywaren]

gross

[Because he has to. But it's kind of nice, to think of Gansey being happy like this.]

its good though. that you can, i mean. after everything

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[quaerit]

Well thank god we're being mature about it

[ Although, on the basis of this conversation he's all kinds of glad he didn't mention this to Noah or Henry. ]

After everything I just want to not worry anymore
Anyway this means you can stop pretending to sneak past my sofa every night. No one's judging

[ He's almost certainly teasing you this time. It had to come at some point.

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[greywaren]

[He knew it couldn't last forever.]

it sounds like youre about to start sneaking past my door at night now so youve got no room to talk

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[quaerit]

Does it really count as sneaking if I've told you first?

Noah and Henry can both stay uninformed though thank you for the timely warning